Monday, February 02, 2004

Speaking of Kerry, if it's true that he has been taking Botox injections to firm up his face, I predict the eventual slide could rival the fall of the Old Man of the Mountain.

Kerry denied it Thursday, telling a Boston radio station he had "never even heard of it. Never heard of it."
Some skeptics wonder about what the definition of "it" is.,1426,MCA_15116_2615497,00.html

As he telephoned supporters around the country, Dean, a physician and the former governor of Vermont, glanced up and caught a glimpse of country singer Willie Nelson on television. "It looks like he had Botox injections, too," Dean remarked with a broad smile. After the laughter subsided, he quickly added: "I didn't say who the other person was. I didn't say who the other person was."

If someone turns up genuine evidence that Kerry has had Botox, it would be a disaster for his campaign.

"The big scandal today is John Kerry got this Botox treatment. I'm telling you, I always thought the mortician did a great job with John Kerry," Comedy Central's Colin Quinn joked yesterday. "But I didn't know that Botox could mix with embalming fluid. Frankly, I like just the embalming fluid. It gives a nicer look."
-Colin Quinn

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